FROM THE SKUZZMASTER
Hey There,
so a few years ago I wanted to get the Vee Bees up to play in Brisbane but I was afraid no one would come because their post-modern art rock is a bit too sophisticated for Queenslanders (QUEENSLANDER etc) so I had a crack at booking a bunch of other bands on a small bill (I'LL NAIL YOUR BILL TO THE BAR etc) everyone said "YES" but then the Vee Bees said "NO" so I put that on the backburner until cut to a few years later a few months ago the Vee Bees said "YES" and the opportunity to do it properly at the Jubileeeeee came up (they said "YES") so I asked a bunch of local garage/punk/whatever bands if they would play if I done a silly festival and whaddaya know they all said "YES" too and here we are in a dilly of a pickle everyone wants to play now ha ha ha thanks so much to Bill and Jo and Bec and Cowboy and Rich and Sam and all the bands that have agreed to perform it's pretty exciting I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes YES (last yes my own)
Salty 19/04/2011
